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Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
2:22 pm
It's not a tumor...
But it is an Ulcer... my stomach hurts..

Current Mood: Pained
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007
6:03 am
Your friend has sent you a LiveJournal nudge
*Falls over*

77 Weeks... that's quite a while.. I've gathered tales to tell, skeins to weave.. I've journeyed through the heights of heaven and the depths of hell. However, my journey, physical, mental, and spiritual, is mine alone. These tales shall not be drawn out this evening, though, needless to say I press on, even though my body is beginning to show the signs of failure. Age has found me.. I feel scores older than I did merely half a decade ago.

Current Mood: blank
Friday, December 23rd, 2005
1:02 pm
Aggressive. freak in bed. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. Coolest Muther Fuckers Alive. Blessed With abnormally large penis's.
Wednesday, December 21st, 2005
8:01 pm
What I learned from my years of RPG's.
Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.
Sunday, December 11th, 2005
1:17 pm
You scored 60 masculinity and 76 femininity!
You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 39% on masculinity

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You scored higher than 89% on femininity
Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Friday, December 2nd, 2005
2:51 pm
Do it! Combine with me! I command thee!!
The Potion Maker
cloakedchaosium is a translucent, coarse purple powder drawn from the brain of a murderer.
Mix with cloakedchaos! Username:
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern
Friday, November 18th, 2005
2:16 pm
Leave one memory of you and me together. It doesn't matter if I know you
a little or a lot, anything you remember! Next, post this in your blog
and see how many people leave a memory about you.
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
8:44 pm
And now a word from the empathetically gifted.

Current Mood: indescribable
Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
1:43 pm
Survey and new Icon
Birthday:August 21 1980
Birthplace:Moultrie, GA
Current Location:Fort Lauderdale, FL
Eye Color:Hazel
Hair Color:Dark Brown
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right Handed (Semi Ambidextrous)
Your Heritage:Irish/English/Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today:Harley Davidson Boots
Your Weakness:Generosity
Your Fears:Dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza:Ham and Pinapple
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:none really
Thoughts First Waking Up:I don't think until I've had my coffee and shower
Your Best Physical Feature:Eyes
Your Bedtime:1 am
Your Most Missed Memory:Living in San Diego
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King:McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:Yes
Do you Swear:Yes
Do you Sing:Yes
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:Yes
Do you want to get Married:Undecided
Do you belive in yourself:Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:Somewhat
Are you a Health Freak:Not really
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:Very much so.
Do you play an Instrument:Not really unless you count Air Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:No, but I want to be again
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
Ever been Drunk:Yes
Ever been called a Tease:No
Ever been Beaten up:Yes
Ever Shoplifted:Yes
How do you want to Die:In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Comfortable
What country would you most like to Visit:Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green
Favourite Hair Color:Black
Short or Long Hair:Long
Height:Doesn't matter to me
Weight:Doesn't really matter
Best Clothing Style:Gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken:Not sure
Number of CDs I own:Many
Number of Piercings:None anymore, thinking of a couple
Number of Tattoos:One
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Plenty


Current Mood: Feh
Friday, October 21st, 2005
12:33 pm
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

Current Mood: discontent
Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
3:34 pm
Dominant Personality: Solitude

Good Traits: You don't need people to hype
up your self-esteem. You take care of yourself,
and don't follow the crowd. You're unique.

Bad Traits: You don't have many (if any)
friends. People aren't going anywhere and you
have to learn to handle social situations.
There are people out there who understand you.

People see you as: Lonely, extremely quiet,
and unfriendly. You are never seen around other
people, and you don't talk that much. People
think you're too selfish in that you don't take
the time to make friends.

You're Most Like: Confusion. You wish you
had the answers to everything. The difference
is that you keep it to yourself, and express
yourself in a different way.

You Need More: Grace. You probably walk
around with your head down. You need to hold
your head high and face the world head on. Be
more assertive, but not to the point of

What's your dominant trait? (10 unique results)
brought to you by Quizilla

Current Mood: tired
Monday, September 26th, 2005
5:24 pm
Bauhaus November 26.. 5 miles away from me... I am SOOOOOO there.

Current Mood: chipper
Saturday, September 10th, 2005
2:46 pm
On the road again
Well.. I'm moving once more.. this time down to Miami, I'm hyped about it, there are a few things I'll miss here, but overall I think I'll be happier down there.

Sorry it's not a long post.. but I'm rather busy

So Here's Kermit to entertain you.
Saturday, August 13th, 2005
8:06 am
I know some people that really need to read this.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe that homophobia is wrong.

Current Mood: angry
Friday, July 1st, 2005
7:28 pm
Look at me! I'm a sheep!
Please leave a one-word comment that you think
best describes me.
It can only be one word.

No more.

Then copy
& paste this in your journal so that I may
leave a word about you.

Current Mood: cheerful
Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
2:20 am
Stoled from _star_fire
What Font Color Are You?
1. Copy and paste this into your journal:
<*font color="yourusername"> <*b>yourusername<*/b>
2. Eliminate the asterisks.
3. Replace "yourusername" with your user name.
4. See what color you are.

I am...

Friday, April 1st, 2005
11:04 pm
I'm such a Norm Poser

You are faking non-gothness! You're the type that tries to not be goth, hiding it by listening to emo and/or underground hip-hop. You can't hide it though, we all *know*! We see your Neitzsche and your TKK!

What kind of goth are you?

Created by ptocheia

Friday, March 25th, 2005
10:12 am
Zombies eh? Stick with me kid.
Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 89%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 98% on survivalpoints
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
9:26 pm
Yomommayomommayomommayomomma BURNED!
Your mom's so fat that she thinks D&D stands for Drumsticks & Donuts.
Your mom's so ugly that people have started to polymorph into her for natural armor.
Your mom's so fat when she's standing in the middle of a grassy field, she has to use squeezing rules.
Your mom's so dumb that she thought expertise was a skill bonus.
Your mom's so fat that when you bull rush her, you get stuck.
Your mom's so dumb that she thought the Monster Manual was a guide to being a bad guy.
Your mom's so dumb that she gets her credit card out when she performs the charge action.
Your mom's so fat that the Tarrasque could make a tent out of her clothes.
Your mom's so fat when you try to cast Enlarge Person on her, it comes back with a result of "You can't enlarge that woman, she's already too damn big!"
Your mom's so fat that when you cast Reduce Person on her, she's still Colossal size.
Your mom's so fat that she automatically fails Hide and Move Silently Checks. (Unless you're playing BDK3-05 Hi Ho Silver)
Your mom's so fat that the only result of a Sense Motive check on her is "hungry".
Your mom's so fat and dumb that she tried to use Mordenkainen's Lucubration to get into her clothes.
Your mom's so fat that her primary attack is her bite.
Your mom's so fat that when she sunders an item, she eats it.
Your mom's so fat that she took Rapid Reload for her fork.
Your mom's so dumb that she didn't start with proficiency with simple weapons.
Your mom's so fat that she took Skill Focus: Eat.
Your mom's so dumb that she tried to flank the 36 foot tall Earth Elemental instead of waiting for the lance charging fighter to kill it. (j/k :-p)
Your mom's so fat that she tried to take levels of Shadowdancer but couldn't fit into the shadows.
Your mom's so fat that she gained a spell like ability that she can use at will to cast Stinking Cloud.
Your mom's so ugly that she has an extrodinary special quality of a 100 foot radius Cause Fear aura at DC 35.
Your mom's so ugly that someone must have hit her with a Bestow Curse wand.
Your mom's so fat that the Bigby's Hand spells are actual size for her.
Your mom's so fat that she went swimming and emptied the Nyr Dyv.
Your mom's so fat that when she casts Clone, it costs extra.
Your mom's so fat that she pays people to find every Bag of Devouring and destroy them.
Your mom's so fat that she needs to cast Feather Fall to sit down.
Your mom's so fat that she needs two Heroes' Feasts just for her.
Your mom's so fat that Ioun Stones go dull gray before they can make it all the way around her.
Your mom's so fat that she has Deeper Darkness instead of a shadow behind her.
Your mom's so fat that you can hide behind her to keep from being Scried upon.
Your mom's so fat that she doubles as a Dimensional Anchor.
Your mom's so fat that Displacement doesn't provide a miss chance because there's nowhere else for her to go.
Your mom's so fat that when you cast Invisibility on her, her ass is still sticking out.
Your mom's so fat that her diet plan requires a Geas/Quest to be cast on her.
Your mom's so fat that she casts Haste at dinner time.
Your mom's so fat that she has to cast Grease to get through doors.
Your mom's so fat she tried to get something out of a portable hole and her arm got stuck.
Your mom's so fat that her Wings of Flying broke.
Your mom's so fat that magic items can't resize for her.
Your mom's so fat that she doesn't fit in a Magic Jar.
Your mom's so fat that Magic Missiles cast at her go into orbit.
Your mom's so ugly that when Phantasmal Killer is cast, people see her.
Your mom's so fat that when Reverse Gravity is cast, the Oerth moves away from her.
Your mom's so fat that she has to have Atonement cast every time she eats a salad.
Your mom's so ugly that the Cloak of Charisma jumped off and ran away when she tried to put it on.
Your mom's so fat that she has two seperate hit point totals for her ass cheeks.
Your mom's so fat that she had to take Leadership to get her ass to follow her around.
Your mom's so old that Iuz is worried that she'll spit on him.
Friday, March 18th, 2005
9:48 pm
*Puts on a yellow sweater with a brown zig-zaggy stripe on the bottom*


Current Mood: AAARRRRGG!
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